Write a passive-aggressive note from Earth to humans, formatted as a professional business email.
Generate a social media influencer's post from different historical eras. Example: A Roman gladiator's #sponsored post about the best sandals for arena combat.
Create a dating profile for an inanimate object seeking its perfect match. Example: 'Left Sock seeking Right Sock, tired of meaningless flings with dryer sheets.'
Design a video game achievement system for everyday adult life. Include ridiculous milestone names and requirements.
Create a support group dialogue between different punctuation marks sharing their feelings about being misused in texts and emails.
Write a letter from your future self, but only mention completely trivial and oddly specific changes in the world.
Create a 'TripAdvisor review' from a time traveler visiting a major historical event. Example: 1 star - The sinking of the Titanic was too cold and the band kept playing the same song.
Write a 'missed connections' ad from one famous historical figure to another who lived in a completely different time period.
Compose a series of text messages that tell a classic fairy tale from the villain's perspective.
Create an overly honest product description for a mundane household item, written by an alien trying to understand human customs.
Write a LinkedIn post from a medieval knight trying to pivot into a modern tech career, highlighting his transferable skills.