The Ultimate Food Taboo: Mayonnaise is the Only Acceptable Condiment for French Fries

"I'm calling it: mayonnaise is the only civilized way to enjoy French fries. Anything else is just a barbaric attempt at ruining a perfect dish. Don't @ me. The creamy texture, the tangy flavor, the unbridled sophistication – it's the only condiment that truly understands the majesty of the French fry. MayonnaiseOnFriesForever FoodElitism"

Comments:

@SarcasticSally: "Are you insane?! Ketchup is the only way to go! What's wrong with you?!"

@FrenchFryFan42: " Omg yes!! Mayonnaise is the best! I put it on everything!"

@SrirachaSally: "You're just trying to troll us with this post. Sriracha is the only way to elevate the humble French fry"

@ConnoisseurCarl: "I agree, but only if it's a high-quality, artisanal mayonnaise. Anything less is just pedestrian"

@FryLover88: "I put ranch on my fries and I'm not sorry about it. Don't come at me"

@FoodComaFrank: "Mayo on fries? More like mayo on a heart attack waiting to happen"

@MayonnaiseMaven: "PREACH. I've been saying this for years. Mayonnaise is the unsung hero of condiments"

@SpicySarah: "Sriracha mayo is the best of both worlds. Don't @ me"

@TrollTina: "You're just a troll trying to get a rise out of us. Well, it's working. Good job, I guess"